What Can Brown Do For You
Commander Dithers was in Taxachusetts yesterday, looking highly energized, and telling lies faster than you could count them. According to him, he fixed the economy, reformed health care, cut taxes for the middle class, stopped terrorism, won the war in Afghanistan, and even found a husband for Oprah.
What you were witnessing was not the Obamessiah campaigning for Martha, (Coakley…not Stewart), but for himself…because he knows that if Scott Brown wins in Taxachusetts…it’s a short road back to community organizing.
The election of Scott Brown means…that even in Taxachusetts…the people are waking up, and they don’t like what they see. In a state where registered Democrats outnumber Republicans 10 to 1, it’s a dead heat, and the election really depends on how many people go the polls. If you know anybody who lives there, phone them up and urge them to vote for Brown.
Last week Brown was asked how he felt about winning Teddy Kennedy’s seat, and he gave a brilliant answer. He said, “It isn’t Kennedy’s seat, it’s the peoples seat.”
If only we had a few more Republicans with that kind of savvy. Jumpin’ John McCain certainly could have used those motor skills in his anemic campaign against Obama, and the new book “Game Change” lets you know in no uncertain terms that McCain might have been a bigger douchebag than Commander Dithers, although it’’s a close call.
I’m so excited by the possibility of a Brown win I may give the troops here the next day off if it happens. (That will be with pay.)
And then…and then…it’s off to Nevada to take down Senate Maojority Leader Harry (Squeaky) Reid.
What this all means is…Pelosi can be taken down too.
I’m getting too giddy. (Heart, bestill thyself!)
Here’s an idea. Let’s all go stand around the polling places like the Black Panthers in Philadelphia, and use stun guns like the Knuckle Blaster on Coakley supporters. Let’s dare the Attorney General to prosecute us for interfering with the voting rights of Democrats, since he couldn’t see how the Black Panthers interfered with Republicans…I mean white folks.
http://www.bigkahunasecurity.com/knuckleblasterstungun.htm
On the flip flop, I read a great book over the weekend. It was written by Robert Crais, and it’s called “The First Rule.” I’ve read every one of Crais’s books, and this is his best yet. This one features Joe Pike, the main sidekick of Elvis Cole, who is the main character in most of the series. Pick it up, you won’t be disappointed.
Stay aware, alert, and have a plan.
Aloha kaua,
Nui (Big) Kahuna
Hey go easy on the Democratic nominee Martha Coakley.
It’s not like a grand jury overseen by Martha Coakley didn’t take any action against a man who raped a 23-MONTH-old girl with a curling iron.
And it’s not like Martha Coakley’s office recommended that the man who raped a 23-MONTH-old girl with a curling iron be RELEASED with no cash bail – letting the guy remain free until the next district attorney finally got him convicted over TWO YEARS later when Coakley was gone.
…Oh wait.
Tdhis ish all the fault of Bush and his evildoings, peopler are shtill mad at him eeven eight yearsh later and hish evil taxsh cuts are why I drink, whish ish paid for by my tenure.
Schrew you idiots in Massachusettes who didn’t vote for the Democrat, whoever the hell she is.
I agree with Chris Matthews: We need to schtart committing voter fraud to shave the scholiast movement yheyeaaahhh1!!!!!