Welcome To The Jungle Mace Pepper Gun
I was laying in my Lazy Boy recliner riding out another back spasm earlier this morning, and after about an hour it finally subsided. While I was lying there I was thinking about the inconsistencies we all carry around.
For instance I hate most metal bands, but I do have an unlikely affinity for Guns and Roses, and of course the mother of all the pretenders, Led Zeppelin. All the other bands of this type you could put on a cruise ship and sink for all I care. But if I’m driving and one of the Guns and Roses or Led Zepellin songs comes on the radio, I’m likely to crank it up to full volume and sing along just as if I’m Axy Rose or Robert Plant.
One of my favorite songs is “Welcome To The Jungle” and I think it captured Los Angeles perfectly, just as James Frey’s book, “Bright Shiny Morning.” You might remember Frey, who exploded onto the scene on Oprah, then she dissed him, forcing him into writer’s exile, and his second effort proved that he could write beyond a shadow of a doubt. The song and the book were written about 15 years apart, but they both shed a luminous light on the city of angels.
PJ moved to the city of angels a couple of years back, and like a character in a Guns and Roses song or a Robert Crais story, she was looking for the Big Success, or the billboard with her name on it. Instead she found herself working a couple of jobs and trying to audition when she could.
She has suffered the typical indignities of La La Land. She had her first car stolen. Her apartment has been burglarized twice. She bought a bicycle, and she had it for 15 days before it disappeared. Boyfriends turned out to be as flaky as the cereal aisle at the grocery store.
About a year ago she was assaulted by a mook on a running trail. She fought like hell and got away with just some bruises.
She decided that she had had enough. She placed an order with the Big Kahuna for about a dozen items, one of which was the Mace Pepper Gun. She got the sky blue model.
When her package arrived in La La land she opened it up and looked at everything, then picked up the Mace Pepper Gun. She took it out of the package, loaded up a water cartridge, and went outside to practice.
She used up a whole water cartridge, then went inside and loaded it up with OC, and put it in her purse. She placed and installed all the other items.
Whenever she went out she had at least two mook mashers with her at all times.
A week or so ago she came home and found someone in her apartment. Without any hesitation at all she went for her Mace Pepper Gun. She fired twice, hitting the mook both times, and then delivered a third strike just to insure a strikeout. The mook went down in the hallway and tried to crawl away but she gave him a kick in the Joey Bag of Donuts. Then she called police, who hauled the mook out. One of the cops, (female), looked at the Mace Pepper Gun and said, “Nice, where did you get that?”
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I hope you know the answer to that question.
Stay aware, alert, and have a plan.
Aloha kaua,
Nui (Big) Kahuna
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