That’s Not Just Stupid…That’s Chris Matthews Stupid
I had just put the finishing touches on my Christmas recommendations when someone dropped a big tootsie roll into the holiday punch bowl. The serial offender was none other than MSNBC’s Chris (Tingle) Matthews, the tall lanky blonde who gets that special feeling in his leg whenever the Obamessiah opens his mouth. (To speak.)
Matthews was running his mouth faster than his brain could feed it credible information while conversating with David Corn, an old time leftist from the Nation magazine, the crown jewel of the socialist mofasses. Ole Tingle, analyzing Maobama’s speech, said that “Obama had come to the enemy camp (West Point) to speak.”
He went on blathering that Wolfowitz (Paul) often came here (West Point) to drum up support for the Bush policies, and that “he could sense hostility to the President by older members of the audience.” (Such as senior military officers, and parents of cadets.) Who in their right mind; who is in the military, a parent of one of the young cadets, wouldn’t be hostile to Commander Dithers, a guy who can’t make decisions, and who is more concerned about exit strategies than winning.
Yeh, the Afghani leader is a crook, a criminal, and so on and such forth. And yes, Pakistan is important, and that’s where Osama and Loonbeams are hiding. But first things first.
1) Wipe out the Taliban.
2) Call the Pakistani’s when that’s finished and tell them they have a month to turn over Bin Laden, and if they fail, here we come.
3) Flush out Bin Laden, and his crew, buy some carbon credits, ( tee hee), and start the bonfire. Let the ashes fall over China, which is a polluted cesspool anyway.
4) Drop a few of those concussion bombs on the Iranian mullahs. (Like as many as we can produce.)
5) Assign Ole Tingle to the Tehran Bureau, and give him a microphone that works every now and then, just so we know if his circuits are still abuzz with that special Obamessiah juice. MSNBC Team Tehran could also use Keith Olbermann, Nora O’Donnell, Joe Klein, and a host of others. I’ll even make sure they get some nice tents. (They’ll have to forage for their own makeup and shampoo.)
Shame on you Chris Tingle. I wouldn’t have believed you could be as dumb as you are tall, but there it is.
From now on we can say, “That’s not just stupid…that’s Chris Matthew’s stupid.”
You know, speaking of tall and stupid…I just remembered that a few moons back I had an encounter with a mook who was quite a bit taller than me. He was a fair fighter, strong, agile, and he had a long reach, something I had to learn the hard way.
This was a situation that required me to be as quiet as can be, and had I had something like the Mace Pepper Gun I could have handled the situation without the bruising and swelling.
The Mace Pepper Gun has an effective range of 25 feet, and certainly would have prevented the mook’s knuckles from crashing into the side of my head.
http://www.bigkahunasecurity.com/mace-pepper-gun.htm
I could have hit him easily in the face from where I emerged, and he would have had all he could handle just to keep breathing normally. At that point I could have easily rendered him unconscious, and gone on with my mission. He did end up unconscious, but it was more work than I needed. I’ll always take easy over taking blows, and had the Mace Pepper Gun been available at the time, I certainly would have used it. There is a reason this tool was named Best New Self Defense Product of the Year in 2007.
Stay aware, alert, and have a plan.
Aloha kaua,
Merry Christmas,
Nui (Claus) Kahuna
P.S. I’m working on something I think y’all will like. I get a lot of email, and some of the stuff I get sent is great stuff. So on the web site I’m in the process of building a “Wall” where you can come in and comment on the email/blog, and leave your material, or point of view, for everyone to see. Hopefully this will be ready to go by the first of the new year, which ain’t that far away. That way emails will deal with just products, or something personal.
So…get ready to sound off. I’ll let you know when it’s ready.
