Security At The White House Is Top Notch
Commander Dithers held his first state dinner a cupla days ago, and lo and behold, a Virginia wannabe celebrity TV couple waltzed right in, and had a jolly good time, being photographed with Rambo Emmanuel, and of course, everybody’s favorite wacky uncle, Joltin’ Joe Biden.
News reports leaking out since the incident tell the story of a White House just not all that concerned with security, because as everyone knows, everybody loves Commander Dithers. Many reports are saying thatthe clueless White House staff cut back on presidential security in order to save some cash.
I’m sure that terrorist operatives around the world are taking copious notes about this situation. Hell…not only is it more than easy to get in the country…now you can just walk into a formal state dinner at the White House by getting all gussied up.
It hasn’t been going well for Commander Dithers the last couple of weeks. It started with his bowing to the bigwig in Japan, then the commies in China dissed him, his attorney general barely got through a congressional hearing about the terrorist trials in New York, the jobs claims for the stimulus turned out to be phony, and now it looks as though all those global warming scientists were conspiring to keep data that proved they were charlatans out of public view.
But here’s what I care about, even though I disagree with almost everything this President stands for.
Not having proper Presidential security is an insult to the office of President of the United States, who is still the leader of the greatest country on earth, whether Commander Dithers believes it or not.
The fact that a wannabe celebrity couple could just walk in to the White House without anyone contesting their credentials is an insult to each and every American. Ronald Reagan had so much respect and reverence for the office that he would never remove his jacket while sitting behind the desk. Commander Dithers ought to think about that.
He also ought to ponder the damage that could have been done if it had been other than a wannabe celebrity who waltzed in.
Now had it been the Big Kahuna running the security gig, those two wannabe’s would have been on the receiving end of the Knuckle Blaster stun gun, which would have knocked their dancing shoes clean off, reparted the gentleman’s hair, and shaken the ladies ample booty. Then I would have dragged them out of the place and dumped them on the street far from any photographers, and close to a good number of stinkin’ dumpsters, where I would have had my team apply a special shoe massage I learned in Thailand.
Then we would headed back to the White House where we would have bitch slapped about half the White House staff.
Let’s hope these dummies learned something from this incident.
Don’t hold your breath.
http://www.bigkahunasecurity.com/knuckleblasterstungun.htm
Stay aware, alert, and have a plan.
Aloha kaua,
Nui (Big) Kahuna
