Reality Is An Unforgiving Teacher
Since I’ve been gone…much has happened in our little sphere. But
true to form, no one on the oxygen deprived wrong side of the fence
hasstruck it richin the gene pool lottery. There have been no reports
that I haveseen that show Democrats have had any brain cell growth
since I had to stopwriting early in the summer.
Maobama is out there every day yakking it up like he is all four or
five members of “The View,” and his ratings are now just about as
highas theirs. Which is to say, “Nobody is listening.” Although Maobama
claimsChicago ashis adopted home, he seems not to have the wisdom
of the common midwesterner, who knows “You can’t make a silk purse
out of a sow’sear.”
Yesterday Maobama’s party voted not to post the proposed healthcare
bill online so that the people could read it. That’s because the 1100
pages of pig flop are…what’s that word…”transparent.” And of course,
if youoppose this kind of transparency…YOU are a racist, or a phobe of
some type.
Just ask Maureen Dowd, Jimmy Carter, or any other liberal jackass
you can find, and they’ll be glad to explain it to you. Or if it ain’t
racism, or some newlyinvented phobia you’re guilty of, Billy Jaye has
revived the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy.
Sunday on Meet The Press, Clinton told an awestruck David Gregory
that “the same people who tried to get me are now after Obama.”
According toat least some in the press, who aren’t busy doing Maobama’s
laundry, opening doors, and spit shining his shoes, Clinton has been
busy schooling Obamaon how to cry on que, and play the definition game,
such as in what constitutes a tax, and what doesn’t.
Remember, if Maobama thinks it’s good for you, it’s not a tax.
So here is what Ima gonna do to counter all the bad news and higher
taxes.
In order to get rolling again I’m having a sale at both Big Kahuna
Security and Big Kahuna Surveillance. It’s the October Anti-Maobama Sale
whichwill get you 10% off your order for the entire month of October.
Just type in “10 Per Cent” on the order form for whatever you want.
Make sure you check out the new and very nifty DIY security
cameras. No fussing and fiddling around, just plug them in and you’re
ready to go.
And remember, the WORD OF THE DAY is: Voltage
As in, “Voltage is an unforgiving teacher.”
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Aloha kaua,
Nui (Big) Kahuna
