All The Pigs Are Lining Up At The Trough
Many years ago my father in law was sitting around the kitchen table with a number of the relatives, almost all of whom happened to be lawyers, including himself. He had been retired for at least a decade, after a long and distinguished career at a Fortune 100 company.
The others were all partners, or managing partners, in their respective firms. The discussion turned to one of the in laws, not at the table, and his job, which was in the district attorney’s office. The subject’s wife was also an attorney at a large New York corporation. Earlier in the day she had made the statement that her husband was working in the district attorney’s office because (they) were committed to public service.
With the subject’s not in the room, my father in law opined that what that statement really meant was that Larry, (not real name), couldn’t get a real job. He went on to say that no really good attorney would ever consider working for the government, on any level.
The discussion went on further, with one of the other guys saying that if you took his law school graduating class, (8 years prior), that the top half was working in the private sector, and the bottom half was working for the government, with room for an exception here and there.
The others agreed. Curious…since I’m not an attorney, I asked how the government wins cases. The answer was unanimous. “They cheat, and break all the rules they are supposed to keep. So cases are not really about the law, but about whether or not you can catch the government cheating.”
Months later I was reading a book by Gerry Spence, a famed defense attorney, who I believe never lost a single case that he tried, and a great majority of them were against the government. Spence said that he never tried a single case where the government did not lie, cheat, or break the rules, and this included federal, state, and municipal governments.
The key to winning, according to Spence, was to expose the government agents as liars, cheaters, and lawbreakers. This was fairly easy, according to him, because they weren’t very smart. If they were smart, he said, they wouldn’t be working for the government, which was the last refuge of the lazy and incompetent.
That’s what I was thinking last night as Democrat’s danced and shouted in the aisles as they passed the so called health reform bill, which is the worst piece of legislation in history.
No matter that 55% of the country is against it, that it will significantly increase the deficit, and that none of them have even read it, including the President, who is constantly telling us how good it is, in spite of not knowing what’s in it himself.
Now the President is a law school graduate, and he went to work as a community organizer. I don’t need to tell you what my father in law thinks of that.
So what’s coming?
More and more government jobs for the lazy and incompetent. And they pay better than the private sector, so that assures you that there will be a long, long line of applicants that will be almost impossible to fire, unless they engage in child pornography, or murder.
But we know have a list of who voted for the bill.
Get busy, get organized, and start taking them out. (With the ballot.)
Fresh from his victory, Obama will now tackle immigration, and cap and trade. As bad as the health care debacle is, immigration and cap and trade are much, much worse. You can start by sending Republican Senator Lindsey Graham a message: How stupid do you have to be to think you can make a deal with Chuck (U Farley) Schumer on immigration that benefits us?
There are poisonous snakes that would be easier to handle. But Lindsey has that disease that affects all RINO’s. He wants the New York Times to say something nice about him, like he doesn’t beat his wife anymore.
Or if you want to be funny, call his office and ask if the “milkaholic” is in.
We all have work to do, but we can we make a difference if we get started now
http://www.bigkahunasecurity.com
Stay aware, alert, and have a plan.
Aloha kaua,
Nui (Big) Kahuna
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The Obamessiah Knows Best
I haven’t written about the worst President in American history in quite some time, and it’s time to put the gloves on and take a few swings at the most dangerous man to ever to occupy the Oval Office. I’m not talking about Jimmy Carter here, though he held the title until 2008.
What really triggered my anger was a photo of B.O. in the Oval Office, jacket off, shirt sleeves rolled up, and his big feet on the desk while he leaned way back in his chair; in the position that body language experts call the “hump.” What this position means is…”f— you…and anybody that looks like you.”
Ronald Reagan so revered the Oval Office that he would never take off his jacket while he was inside. B.O. keeps the thermostat in the 80’s so he has to strip down in order to work there. (Remember all his campaign talk about where your thermostat should be set?) It’s just another example of his hustler transparency. (Do as I say-not as I do.)
At the moment we are only days away from from his goal of wrecking the economy with unprecedented spending of your money, for little or nothing in return. He is being aided in this endeavor by the Democratic Congress, and the media, who continue to wear blinders, and to parrot whatever he wants them to say.
Even folks who should know better, like priests and nuns, are going along in the name of social justice. This shouldn’t really surprise anyone, since we’ve been supporting them for centuries. They have forgotten, along with the other liberal elites, that you actually have to pay for goods and services, that they don’t just magically appear on your kitchen table.
Former Senator Bob Kerrey of Nebraska once said old Billy Jaye actually enjoyed lying to anybody standing within range of his voice. But with Billy Jaye everybody was in on the joke. He knew he was lying, and so did you. But when Obama tells one whopper after another, he isn’t joking, the hypocrisy runs much more than skin deep, like Billy Jaye. His lying is deeply ingrained, it’s part of his cellular structure.
He is, and always has been a radical Marxist. That’s why he has virtually erased his past. All Obama records are under lock and key at every institution he has ever been. It’s time to stand up and be counted, and I’m not talking about the census.
It’s time to turn these scoundrels out of office, and we have eight months to do it. It’s time to take Pelosi’s private plane away, and for Harry Reid to get a new job. And it’s time for Democratic enablers like John McCain to find a new pasture to graze in too.The only thing worse than a Democrat is a RINO.
Or Al Franken. Maybe we can make Minnesota part of Canada, because all those jokes about the people up there having rocks for brains are apparently true. First Jesse (Get a haircut!) Ventura, then Al Franken. Next they’ll elect a biscuit from Prarie Home Companion, or a nice piece of lutefisk.
Get involved. As far as I’m concerned we have a mook as President, and a Congress full of mook enablers. We might not be able to put them in jail, but we can take away their jobs.
http://www.bigkahunasecurity.com
Stay aware, alert, and have a plan.
Aloha kaua,
Nui (Big) Kahuna
2 Responses to “The Obamessiah Knows Best”
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Nice read.
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i was starting to contemplate i might possibly be the sole young woman that cared about this, at the very least at this point i understand im not nuts
i’ll make it a point to go and visit a number other articles soon after i get my morning caffeine in me, it is really challenging to read with out my coffee, I was until the wee hours of the morning last evening enjoying myspace poker and after getting my fill with a few beers i ended up getting rid of all my facebook poker chips cheers
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Serial Rapist On The Loose In Big Kahuna’s Backyard
There’s a predator loose here in the area. He’s not a purse snatcher, stick up artist, carjacker, or burglar. He’s a serial rapist, and he has struck 17 times in the last year in Maryland, Virginia, and the District of Obama.
The 17 number is the number of rapes reported, and we all know that many, many rapes go unreported. Even the police have acknowledged that the number could be much higher.
The thing about this sick bastard is that he is extremely intelligent, and police categorize him as a “hunter.” That means he takes his time staking out his prey. He follows them, and learns their routines, where they go, what they do, and where they live. Then he decides when they are most vulnerable, and he attacks.
He is brutally efficient, and leaves no clues. Police think the reported 17 rapes are just the tip of the iceberg, and what he has done in this fairly small geographical area. He seems to come and go as he pleases, and police think he travels extensively, hitting an area for months, then disappearing, and then reappearing after a hiatus.
This guy plans every attack very carefully. He doesn’t leave things to chance, and he literally disappears after his act is finished.
What he counts on is that most women are not prepared to defend themselves. They are not carrying anything that would put a kink in his plans, or screw up his carefully orchestrated scenario. He is supremely confident that he can continue his routine without being caught.
But what would he do if he was caught unprepared, what would the scenario be if he was hit in the face with Wildfire Pepper Spray, or hit under the arm with 4 million volts of kilowattage? I think he would come unglued. I think he would fold like a house of cards, just like a schoolyard bully does when someone steps up and whips his ass.
This sicko isn’t the only predator out there. He’s just the worst of the worst, but there are plenty more where he came from. They just aren’t as smart and deliberate, but they are threats just the same. The only way these guys get caught is when someone turns the tables on them, and refuses to play ball.
They never expect to be attacked themselves, and when they are, it turns out they don’t know how to handle it. That’s where they make mistakes.
Nobody should be out on the street without a way to get themselves out of a jam. The price of getting yourself tooled up is within everybody’s reach, and it’s certainly more important than giving your money to Starbucks. This guy will never get caught until somebody attacks him.
That’s my story, and I’m sticking to it.
http://www.bigkahunasecurity.com/runtstungun.htm
http://www.bigkahunasecurity.com/wildfire.htm
Stay aware, alert, and have a plan.
Aloha kaua,
Nui (Big) Kahuna
One Response to “Serial Rapist On The Loose In Big Kahuna’s Backyard”
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Wow You did a really good job on this thing.
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Mook Gets His Face Barbecued
It’s been almost two years since Lonnie and his girlfriend got themselves tooled up. They have an assortment of stun guns, pepper sprays, and heavy artillery, for that “just in case” moment.
That “just in case” moment came last Wednesday night, just after they had gone to the rack. A minute or two after lights out, Lonnie thought he heard a noise. He listened, and then they both heard it.
Lonnie went for the heavy artillery, and his girlfriend retrieved a canister of Wildfire, the 9 ounce Pistol Grip, to be exact.
http://www.bigkahunasecurity.com/wildfire.htm
Both of them made their way to the kitchen, which was where they heard the noise. Sure enough, there was a mook making his way through a window. At the moment they saw him he was about halfway in, and he had caught his hoodie on something.
He was trying to get unhooked from whatever caught him when Lonnie’s girlfriend slipped quietly up to within a foot or so. He managed to extricate himself, and then put both hands on the kitchen floor as he continued shimmying in. It was then that Lonnie’s girlfriend opened up the canister of Whoop Ass on the mook, spraying him just like she was painting a wall; over and back, up and down, over and back until he was glistening in the moonlight.
Lest you forget, getting sprayed in the face with Wildfire is the equivalent of getting your face pushed in to white hot coals. It gets your attention like nothing else. The mook pushed himself back out the window in a very athletic manuever, considering the circumstances.
When he hit the ground he let loose with a string of adjectives guaranteed to make even a rough talking man blush. Then he tried rubbing the Wildfire off, which only compounded his problem. He started bellowing about being blind, and how he would rather be dead than blind.
Lonnie called the cops to pick him up, and the mook told the cops the samething. They told him they wished that they could help, but the law didn’t permit them to shoot him.
(In this state the law does permit you to shoot a mook who comes into your home, so the mook should consider himself extremely lucky.)
Lonnie and his girlfriend had to air out the house, so they lost a little sleep, but it could have been much worse.
Stay aware, alert, and have a plan.
Aloha kaua,
Nui (Big) Kahuna
4 Responses to “Mook Gets His Face Barbecued”
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Uh excuse me Mr. “Kahuna”, but why not just make the intelligent, logical decision and hide while calling the police and let them deal with the dangerous, misunderstood so-called criminals?
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Wassamatter With The Frenchies and Englishmen
One of the longtime Kahunanites mailed me a few stories about the French, and British, which are worth sharing with everyone.
Back in the 60s, the Secretary of State, Dean Rusk, was in France, when Chuck DeGaulle decided to pull out of NATO. DeGaulle said he wanted all U.S. military out of France as soon as possible.
Rusk responded, “Does that include all the ones who are buried here?”
Chuck did not respond.
When in England, at a very large conference, Colin Powell was asked by the Archbishop of Cantebury if our plans for Iraq were just an example of “empire building” by George Bush.
He answered by saying, “Over the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land that we have ever asked for in return is enough to bury those that did not return.”
A U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a conference that included Admirals from the U.S., British, Canadian, Australian, and French navies. At a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a large group of officers that included personnel from most of these countries. Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their malt beverages, but a French Admiral suddenly complained that, whereas Europeans learn many languages, Americans learn only English.
He then asked, “Why is it we always have to speak English in these conferences rather than speaking French?”
Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied, “Maybe it’s because the Brit’s, Canadians, Aussies, and Americans arranged it so you wouldn’t have to speak German.”
That ought to put a smile on your face today, because it truly is an honor to be an American, even when it’s Commander in Chief is bowing to to every vegemite King in the universe.
http://www.bigkahunasecurity.com
Wouldn’t you like to just jack up these European cowards with some voltage?
Stay aware, alert, and have a plan.
Aloha kaua,
Nui (Big) Kahuna
10 Responses to “Wassamatter With The Frenchies and Englishmen”
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By ‘Europenan cowards’, do you mean those European countries who are fighting right now in Afghanistan alongside America?
When these European countries were suffering from terrorism in the 1970’s and 1980’s (long before George W. Bush discovered terrorism), did they receive any help from America? Just wondering. -
Wrong again Mr. Kahuna!
You see, it’s quite simple: Because the United States makes efforts to improve the quality of life on this planet, every other country is allowed to deride and criticize our efforts while simultaneously doing nothing themselves.
Not only that, but any tiny effort they make instantly grants them status as better than the United States, and if the United States fails to solve the world’s problems within 24 hours – that means we are bad.
These obvious facts were written up in a recent scientific article of mine entitled, “Smelly, Snotty European Attitudes And Their Terrorist-Loving Friends…An Ethical Dilemma”.
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And you better watch out “Kahuna”. Martin will deftly reply to your so-called argument using pertinent factual information and logic.
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Man In Wheelchair Drops A Mook On His Doorstep
Down in Gainesville, Florida, according to the Gainesville Sun, a man named Gary was watching the vidiot box when someone knocked on his door. Gary, a wheelchair user, placed his revolver, a .45 Colt, on his lap before responding to the knock.
He said he had an uneasy feeling because the hour was late, and he was not expecting company. “I was suspicious,” Gary said, “I really didn’t want to open the door.”
At the door were a pair of mooks, one 24, the other 18, with a third mook waiting in the vehicle parked in front of his house. When Gary answered the door, one of the mooks requested a jump start for his car, while the other mook, who had a bandanna over his face…rushed him and bowled him over.
Gary fired multiple shots, striking mook numero uno in the chest. Now imagine this…mook numero uno, who was pronounced dead at the scene, had a long history of criminal behavior, and had been rehabilitated.
The two other mooks fled the scene separately after their partner in crime took a couple of rounds. They were later found, apprehended, and are awaiting trial on charges of second degree murder, and attempted home invasion.
Gary says several folks have called and told him he is a hero, but he doesn’t feel like one. He says, “A hero usually helps people, not shoots them.”
Well…that’s correct, but it doesn’t make Gary any less a hero for defending himself, and his home. Most normal folks aren’t out late at night, wearing a mask, and trying to break into someone’s home either.
Nobody really wants to use lethal force, but sometimes it is necessary to protect yourself.
Would a non lethal weapon have worked in this situation? It certainly could have been, but that’s your choice. (At the moment)
It’s up to you to decide how you deal with a home invasion, and nobody else’s business. That’s why I always say, “Have a plan.” You need to know how you’re going to handle a situation like this before it happens.
If you decide you’re going with non lethal solutions, then you need to have the tools you need to make sure you come out on top of the situation. You can find almost everything you need at Big Kahuna Security.
http://www.bigkahunasecurity.com
Stay aware, alert, and have a plan.
I would never have opened the door myself.
Aloha kaua,
Nui (Big) Kahuna
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Mace Triple Action Leaves A Mark On A Mook
Some mooks are just plain stipude. There just isn’t any other way to say it, and they give some of the slicker mooks a really bad name. Last week in southern Cali Forn Ya, (and isn’t it good that Ahn Nuld’s term is finally coming to an end), a mook tried to rob a cashier at a drive in, and instead of getting money, got a facefull of Mace Triple Action.
He took off swearing and running, and I guess he didn’t realize he’d been birth marked by the UV dye. Mace Triple Action contains pepper spray, tear gas, and UV dye. The dye leaves a big, easily recognizable splotch of red wherever you get hit that lasts 24 hours.
With such a mark on you, it is fairly easy for police to find you on the street. It’s like looking for a guy who had a paint bucket dropped on his head, because you sort of stand out in a crowd.
This clown prince didn’t even know he was walking around with the mark of Satan on his face. He told police that he sat around in an alley waiting for the pepper spray and tear gas to wear off, then decided to hightail it home to get some different clothes.
As he walked along the street he thought he just blended in with all the other people, and even asked the cops why they singled him out. The police told him that they tracked him down with a laser beam, and he just shook his head and said, “Damn…y’all using laser beams on us now?”
http://www.bigkahunasecurity.com/tripleaction.htm
Well…I guess his mother skipped the brain station when she was picking out his parts, or maybe they were made by Toyota. (Or Government Motors) If they were made by Toyota, at least there’s a chance the problem could be fixed. But if he has genuine GM parts, he’s certainly doomed.
Stay aware, alert, and have a plan.
Aloha kaua,
Nui (Big) Kahuna
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13 Year Old Fires Up A Mook
Last week a mother and daughter went shopping for whatever it is that women go shopping for. I wouldn’t know what they went shopping for unless they told me, because I learned long ago that the best way for the women in my family to go shopping, is without me. That way they can dilly dally all day long without driving me to the brink of insanity.
The difference between this pair and your regular mother-daughter team is that they follow the Big Kahuna doctrine, and they are aware, alert, and have a plan. They carry pepper spray on their key chains, and have a number of Kahuna items in the car. After they had finished their walkabout at the mall, they humped their loot back to the car, putting the valuables in the trunk.
They then proceeded to get in the car. As Mom was getting in the car, a mook appeared, and demanded that she get out. Mom was in the process of complying with this order when Daughter reached across the seat and fired a Mace Pepper Gun into the mooks face, hitting him with two rounds before he knew what hit him.
It didn’t go well for the mook after that. He dropped a piece of pipe from his hand. He tried to speak, but was having trouble getting out words and complete thoughts. His eyes swelled shut, and if you tried real hard you could make out that he was talking about being blind, and somebody’s mother. He dropped to his knees, and was trying to rub the spray off, but he only succeeded in spreading it around.
Meanwhile 13 year old daughter was using her cellphone to call police. Then she took several photos of the mook as he knelt on the ground whining and crying about the pain. She texted one immediately to her Dad to let him know what happened. When the coppers arrived the mook claimed that he was attacked for no good reason. “Those bitches just attacked me,” was what he said. “They’re crazier than hell, you’ll see.”
The coppers cuffed the mook and took him away. Before they left they got the full story, and the lead cop told Mom she had a really brave daughter. Daughter said she just did what Dad had taught her to do if the situation arose.
The lead cop nodded his head.
http://www.bigkahunasecurity.com/mace-pepper-gun.htm
Remember…just having a tool isn’t good enough. You need to know how to use it in a critical situation. That’s why you should always have a plan. And a well trained Daughter riding shotgun.
Stay aware, alert, and have a plan.
Aloha kaua,
Nui (Big) Kahuna
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please continue posting
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That is some scary stuff. Almost as scary as my mom trying to test drive a Mitsubishi Outlander.
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This Ain’t No Jackson Browne Pretender
Before I getz to rapping about the new and improved Pretender Stun Gun, let me tell you about something cool that happened to the Big Kahuna whilst he has been holed up in his bunker. This was to due to Snowmageddon, which Commander Dithers assures us is, in fact, a sign of climate change.
Anyhoose, during one of the first days that mail was deliverable, the Big Kahuna received a package from Cali Forn Ya, and he wasn’t expecting anything at the time. Using his Kahunavision, he scanned the package for any evidence that this was something he might not want.
In the FROM section on the label was a name that the Big Kahuna immediately recognized. It was from Barry Eisler, an author that the Big Kahuna likes, and whom he has promoted whenever he has had a new book released. Eisler has written 7 books previously, and the Big Kahuna has all 7 on his bookshelf.
If you are unfamiliar with Barry Eisler, the titles of his books are fairly easy to remember.
Rain Fall/ Hard Rain/ Rain Storm/ Killing Rain /The Last Assasin/ Requiem For An Assasin/ Fault Line
Most of these books revolve around a cat named John Rain, one of the more imaginative characters on the scene today. John Rain is an assasin, and yet you are strangely sympathetic to him as he goes about his work. That’s all you get, because I don’t like giving away plots, or the end of movies. But you should read them all, and buying all of them would still cost less than going to see a professional baseball game.
Soze the Kahuna opens the package, and it’s a personally autographed advance copy of Eisler’s new book, “Inside Out.” Now, never having received anything like this before, the Big Kahuna sat down and blazed straight through the new book in one sitting. It’s another winner, and it will be available for purchase on May 10th, or somewheres very close to that. And buy the other books too, because I think they’re all out in paperback.
Back to the new and improved Pretender, which is a cell phone stun gun, where we have upped the amps.
(To 4.5 million volts!)
Yessirree Bob, flash fried mook is now on the menu, and it comes at the same low price. We’re throwing in free batteries, and a free holster to boot.
Now just imagine how good you’re going to feel knowing that you now have the power to brighten up a mook’s job prospects by turning him into a Cirque du Soleil acrobat with just the push of a button. And with a couple of shots of voltage you may make him as good as some of those traveling Chinese performers who twist and turn themselves like a guy making balloon animals. The only show better than that would be my heretofore mentioned “Electric Bleachers,” which is the solution to closing Gitmo, but still not acted upon by Commander Dithers.
http://www.bigkahunasecurity.com/pretender-cellphone-stun-gun.htm
Go ahead and pre-order Barry Eisler’s new book “Inside Out” at amazon.com, and read it with a “Pretender” in your pocket. You can even play Jackson Brown in the background.
Stay aware, alert, and have a plan.
Aloha kaua,
Nui (Big) Kahuna
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Don’t Miss Out On This
I’ve been working on a few special things lately, and one of them is wrapped and ready to go. I think you’re really going to appreciate this. One of the questions I got fairly frequently was, can I get a stun gun with more power?
Well…now you can.
Using microtechnology…we’ve come up with a mini stun that y’all are familiar with…The Runt, and amped up the power by a considerable degree without changing it’s size. In it’s previous incarnation The Runt delivered 950,000 volts of mook menacing voltage. That was enough to snap the synapses of most of these scum sucking cro-magnons, but now…you can make these bastards breakdance on command because the new Rechargeable Runt has…drumroll please… 4.5 million volts of mookzapping electricity. Enough voltage to knock down the friggin mook and the horse he rode in on.
Now…that’s progress, more power, and the American Way in action.
Not only that, you get a free holster while supplies last.
http://www.bigkahunasecurity.com/runt-stun-gun-rechargeable.htm
Be the first one on your block to become a mook choreographer. (That’s a dance director.)
And stay tuned, because there is more stuff coming soon.
Stay aware, alert, and have a plan.
Aloha kaua,
Nui (Big) Kahuna
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As a result of some reason, I can at best check out 50 percent of the info. Can this be solved?
Did most Americans oppose this bill? Perhaps…
Will this bill cost us trillions of dollars when we are already in horrific debt? Perhaps…
Did the passing of this bill rely on bribery and threats? Perhaps…
Is the projected budget just a sham because government programs usually run 10X over the predicted cost? Perhaps…
But none of that truly matters because what you pismires don’t understand is that we need to be more like our snooty European friends.
Why?
Because while on sabbatical, I visited the most popular tourist spots in Europe and things looked really nice! Therefore they are superior to us in every way imaginable.
Money I get from tenure isn’t taxed, right?
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