Nude Teachers On The Loose In Brooklyn
Nothing like this ever happened in my high school, which was ba-ba boring as hell. But hey…itz New Yawk, and Brooklyn to be more specific, at a school named after a president who wasn’t our old friend Billy (Jaybird) Clinton.
According to the New Yawk Daily News, (an impeccable source), two teachers of the female persuasion were (ALLEGEDLY) caught nude (TOGETHER) in a classroom at James Madison High School. Students at the high school were in the auditorium watching a (talent show) while the two linguists were auditioning for a website, or speaking the international language of love.
Unfortunately, the task of watching the French and Spanish teachers little afternoon frolic fell not to a student volunteer, but to a wide eyed and certainly judgemental janitor, who turned the couldn’t find a hotel pair into the pricipal, who turned out to be a sourpuss himself.
Students who would talk on the record about the incident described the teachers as “hotties,” particularly the ooh la la French teacher, who favored low cut tops, shorts, and three quarter length jeans.
I was born too early. It certainly seems like high school is a much more exciting place than it was back in the late 60’s and early 70’s. Back then there was no such thing a a “hottie” teacher, and no teacher I ever heard of walked around the building in a low cut top with shorts. In fact, nobody was stylin’ in that way at all. Even at the beach things were still pretty modest by today’s standards.
But obviously, things have changed. Down in Tampa, Florida, there must be something in the local water supply. In the last year or so at least three female teachers have been arrested for having sex with students, and two of the teachers were getting it on with multiple students, including middle school boys.
Tampa authorities had to drop the cases where students were over the age of 16, because they can legally consent to sex. A couple of the teachers were rearrested for continuing to have sex with students after their first arrest, and they had big smiles for the camera when it happened.
Now…I can solve this problem.
It is a tad Cro Magnon, and Pavlovian, but I think it will work. It involves an industrial size can of one of my favorite products, Wildfire Pepper Spray. Every time they have to put one of these teachers in the paddywagon, they give them a little spray in the paw paw patch.
http://www.bigkahunasecurity.com/wildfire.htm
For boys under 16, they get a double spray. It may not be politically correct, but I think it will be effective.
And just so everyone knows I’m all about equal justice; if the offender is male, just get out the cleaver, beaver.
Stay aware, alert, and have a plan.
Merry Christmas,
Aloha kaua,
Nui (Big) Kahuna
You’ve got to be kidding.
Give those teachers a medal! (As long as they’re hot).
They’re doing those boys a service – in more ways than one. After all, when those youngin’s grow up and face the challenges of adulthood, instead of feeling fear and doubt, they can always say to themselves: “Hey…I banged my high school teacher…I can do anything!”
That’s how I evolved into the confident gentleman I am today. Sure, as a result of a certain English teacher of the fairer sex, I can’t read past the 9th grade level (which puts me ahead of today’s graduates…and I use that term loosely), but I can plow at a PhD.
As far as the double-standard of male teachers with female students…there SHOULD be a double standard. Only after they’re 18 should they be allowed to give ‘ole Handsome a call. They can bring that French teacher too.
-Handsome
How dare you say you plow like a PhD! As a LEGITIMATE PhD, I can assure you in no uncertain terms that you cannot receive such a degree in “plowing”.
Outrageous!
-Dr. Enell Pee PhD CPT
Hello, My name is LiveLinks at 3:00, and chatted with a woman who will not stop coughing, I have never seen any hot women’s lives. I would like to meet these teachers to improve my horny level. When I do, I will have good and taste good sex with both of them, and then ran the beach wedding, and then we will live together, I would like a great love that guy, very boring hell. Why am I wasting my time on earth to tell you that the loser in time when I can see from my lame in the basement, and take some major action. Wish me luck freakshow Huhne mad!