Mace Triple Action Leaves A Mark On A Mook
Some mooks are just plain stipude. There just isn’t any other way to say it, and they give some of the slicker mooks a really bad name. Last week in southern Cali Forn Ya, (and isn’t it good that Ahn Nuld’s term is finally coming to an end), a mook tried to rob a cashier at a drive in, and instead of getting money, got a facefull of Mace Triple Action.
He took off swearing and running, and I guess he didn’t realize he’d been birth marked by the UV dye. Mace Triple Action contains pepper spray, tear gas, and UV dye. The dye leaves a big, easily recognizable splotch of red wherever you get hit that lasts 24 hours.
With such a mark on you, it is fairly easy for police to find you on the street. It’s like looking for a guy who had a paint bucket dropped on his head, because you sort of stand out in a crowd.
This clown prince didn’t even know he was walking around with the mark of Satan on his face. He told police that he sat around in an alley waiting for the pepper spray and tear gas to wear off, then decided to hightail it home to get some different clothes.
As he walked along the street he thought he just blended in with all the other people, and even asked the cops why they singled him out. The police told him that they tracked him down with a laser beam, and he just shook his head and said, “Damn…y’all using laser beams on us now?”
http://www.bigkahunasecurity.com/tripleaction.htm
Well…I guess his mother skipped the brain station when she was picking out his parts, or maybe they were made by Toyota. (Or Government Motors) If they were made by Toyota, at least there’s a chance the problem could be fixed. But if he has genuine GM parts, he’s certainly doomed.
Stay aware, alert, and have a plan.
Aloha kaua,
Nui (Big) Kahuna
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