Comments on: How To Turn A Big Mean Hound Into A Puddycat http://www.bigkahunasecurity.com/how-to-turn-a-big-mean-hound-into-a-puddycat/ #1 internet site for personal/home security. Over 300 self defense/security products. Tue, 31 Aug 2010 14:32:35 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: Dr. Enell Pee PhD CPT http://www.bigkahunasecurity.com/how-to-turn-a-big-mean-hound-into-a-puddycat/comment-page-1/#comment-615 Dr. Enell Pee PhD CPT Mon, 25 Jan 2010 21:04:29 +0000 http://www.bigkahunasecurity.com/?p=554#comment-615 I'm sure you'll be very melancholy to know that I've assembled my team of experts (lawyers) together and we are campaigning to give animals - at least the cute ones - the EXACT same rights as humans. If a cat licks itself in front of you and you sneeze when its loose hairs tickle your nostrils - that's sexual harassment!! If you tell a dog to sit, we'll have a wonderful lawyer right in your face making sure you sit as well. I know I'm going to be successful because I also got a $1.9 MILLION dollar government grant in order to nurse two dolphins back to health after some spilled oil gave them a rash. Just before I released them into the wild, they both spat on me out of gratitude and then swam away. A shark ate them and little fish feasted on their blood - but it was still worth it which is why the government continues to give me your money. I’m sure you’ll be very melancholy to know that I’ve assembled my team of experts (lawyers) together and we are campaigning to give animals – at least the cute ones – the EXACT same rights as humans.

If a cat licks itself in front of you and you sneeze when its loose hairs tickle your nostrils – that’s sexual harassment!!

If you tell a dog to sit, we’ll have a wonderful lawyer right in your face making sure you sit as well.

I know I’m going to be successful because I also got a $1.9 MILLION dollar government grant in order to nurse two dolphins back to health after some spilled oil gave them a rash. Just before I released them into the wild, they both spat on me out of gratitude and then swam away. A shark ate them and little fish feasted on their blood – but it was still worth it which is why the government continues to give me your money.

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