How A Stripper Could Have Used The Pretender Cell Phone Stun Gun
Last night on the late news there was a story that purported to show that women have taken on jobs in this economy that they wouldn’t have considered when everything was going boom boom boom. This show dealt with women who had high paying jobs who were laid off, or down sized, and what they were doing to make ends meet.
Naturally…they all turned to stripping and the adult film industry.
(Because we all know they weren’t capable of anything else.)
There was a storyline about a banking executive in her late twenties who went from making $120K in the finance industry to $250K in the pole dancing racket. (Which now makes her rich, according to the Obamessiah.)
She now works fewer hours, makes double the money, with an opportunity to make even more doing…
So I’m saying to myself…what’s the point of this story? The woman makes a conscious decision to become a private dancer because she lost her banking job, and I’m supposed to feel bad for her? Gimme a break! But I think that was the point they were trying to make.
Now back in the day yours truly spent a bit of time in strip joints, (not the glass and fern Gentlemens Clubs we have today.) It was my job to hang where the mooks hung, so I had to spend time in the confessional every day for what I saw and did. (Riiiight!)
But this story is more like what I witnessed those many moons ago.
This week in Akron, Ohio, a 52 year old woman who took a job as an exotic dancer was attacked on her first day on the job by a jealous co-worker with a stiletto shoe.
The victim received received multiple cuts to the face that required seven sets of stitches at the local hospital.
Police say the victim needed extra money and got the job with the help of a friend. Friday was her first day, and as she walked into the basement dressing room, she was attacked by a co-worked armed with a shoe.
Police say, “The other pole dancers were upset she was there, and said they didn’t need any more dancers around.” (I guess the pole dancers didn’t hear Obama’s message of “Share the wealth.”)
One of those mentally challenged women then picked up a shoe and started beating the victim.
Now had our victim been carrying The Pretender Cell Phone Stun Gun…none of this would have happened. She could have calmly turned it on, gently applied it to the exotic mook, and stood back and watched the whirling tassel show. At least until the attacker collapsed, and stabbed herself by falling on her own shoe.
http://www.bigkahunasecurity.com/pretender-cellphone-stun-gun.htm
The Pretender…a simple solution for life’s simple problems.
Oh…I forgot to tell you this. The attacker was 48.
If you’re in Akron, you just may have to seek this Grannies Gulch out.
But make sure you have something to shoo the buzzards away before you go.
Stay aware, alert, and have a plan.
Aloha kaua,
Nui (Big) Kahuna
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