Borgon Trocepticlon: BORGON TROCEPTICLON

Billy Rathernot: He's a nice guy, he's articulate, but he couldn't sell watermelons if you gave him-

Handsome McDanger: I tried that once. A good time no matter what you find.

Nui (Big) Kahuna: Al Gore couldn't find his ass with four pair of hands.

Mrs. Noodleburger: Al Gore's back with a wonderful piece in The New York Times which deftly shows how global warming is still indeed a threat.

Douchy McDoucherson: Chris Matthews has some excellent analysis of that debate thing that happened today.

Wally: Too bad Dick Cheney couldn't have had his heart attack a few days ago. He could have shared a room with Billy Clint.

Rick Steel: That's another great thing about training with barbells: You don't need to get them Valentine's Day presents. Lift Angry.

Handsome McDanger: I hear Billy Clinton's getting his 17th sponge-bath at the hospital. My hat's off to that horny, horny man.

Snippy McChurglemyer: Who's Ed Begley?

Wally: What does Reverend Jeremiah Wright have to say about today's post? Didn't he used to read the bible back in the 60s?

Nui (Big) Kahuna: There are vibrators with more brains than you Dr.Enell Pee PhD CPT

Nui (Big) Kahuna: Who is the this mofass Dr. Enell Pee PhD CPT? No doubt some liberal college professor who wears PINK panties.(With a pocket protector.)