Double Trouble Leaves Mooks In Rubble
I’ve spent the past few days working on technical issues here, and as of right now almost 99% of them are solved. Technology is a great thing when it’s working correctly, and a royal pain in the keister when it isn’t.
I received an email from Marty in Missouri, (we called it mizz er i when I was working there), and he’s the proud possessor of many helpful tools, the newest of which is Double Trouble.
Marty has a service business and he usually carries quite a bit of cash with him most of the time. He was coming out of an office building after making a delivery when he was confronted by two very high strung mooks, in what may have been their first attempt at a stick up.
Marty has been in this situation a few times before, which is why he’s a card carrying member of Kahuna’s Kommando’s.
He reached inside his coat pocket, pulled Double Trouble, and gently massaged one of the mooks flanks with it. The mook felt so good his eyes rolled back in his head and he just melted into some torn up pavement in front of the truck.
The other mook wanted to know what was wrong with his friend, getting all hostile and taking a swing at Marty, so Marty gave him a little Christmas cheer so he could feel just like his partner. His mother must not have taught him any manners because he drooled all over his friend when he lost motor control.
http://www.bigkahunasecurity.com/doubletroublestungun.htm
As a Christmas gift to the two rather inept thieves, Marty didn’t call the cops. He just left the two of them on the rockpile dripping fluids on each other. Just before he left the mooks he told them that everybody he knew had a Double Trouble, and they would use it on them if they tried something like this again.
Then he wished them a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, Happy Hanukah, and a Super Kwanzaa. (whatever that is)
Stay aware, alert, and have a plan.
Aloha kaua,
Nui (Big) Kahuna
