Don’t Miss Out On This
I’ve been working on a few special things lately, and one of them is wrapped and ready to go. I think you’re really going to appreciate this. One of the questions I got fairly frequently was, can I get a stun gun with more power?
Well…now you can.
Using microtechnology…we’ve come up with a mini stun that y’all are familiar with…The Runt, and amped up the power by a considerable degree without changing it’s size. In it’s previous incarnation The Runt delivered 950,000 volts of mook menacing voltage. That was enough to snap the synapses of most of these scum sucking cro-magnons, but now…you can make these bastards breakdance on command because the new Rechargeable Runt has…drumroll please… 4.5 million volts of mookzapping electricity. Enough voltage to knock down the friggin mook and the horse he rode in on.
Now…that’s progress, more power, and the American Way in action.
Not only that, you get a free holster while supplies last.
http://www.bigkahunasecurity.com/runt-stun-gun-rechargeable.htm
Be the first one on your block to become a mook choreographer. (That’s a dance director.)
And stay tuned, because there is more stuff coming soon.
Stay aware, alert, and have a plan.
Aloha kaua,
Nui (Big) Kahuna
As a result of some reason, I can at best check out 50 percent of the info. Can this be solved?