Commander Obama Kills A Fly
I had a rough day yesterday, my blood pressure going up and down like like one of those amusement park rollercoasters, and my heartbeat providing a contra-rhythm just like in a boogie jazz band.
Whilst laying on the couch clutching my body length pillow I listened to the Commander in Chief whine about how FOX NEWS is devoted to opposing him. That was the only organization he could name that has questioned him, or his judgement, and he seemed annoyed that anyone, or any organization, could doubt his wisdom.
It was a petty display of personal vanity, one more suited to Madonna, Barbra Striesand, or Sean Penn than the President of the United States. Jeepers…there are people who are opposed to the Obamessiah?
Obama acts as though if the words come out of his mouth that’s the end of the story, the debate is over, and let’s get on with what I have planned for you. This is after all the campaign promises about transparency, and robust debate.
Let me tell you one thing this administration isn’t, and that is transparent. Obama complained for two years on the campaign trail about the “closed” Bush White House, and all the behind the scenes machinations and secrecy. But according to even the fawning, slobbering, and brown nosing national media, this may be the most closed and secretive group to ever occupy the White House.
They wouldn’t let anyone read the Stimulis Bill, delivering 1100 pages after the vote, and they are trying to pull the same stunt with health care. Obama’s project leader in the Senate Chris Dodd, (filling in for Teddy), is a disgrace, having violated enough laws to have his hometown newspaper, the Hartford Courant, call him a lying shitweasel. But then most of Obama’s pals are thugs, so that isn’t news. A couple of days ago Dodd told the Senate Committee that they had enough information out to pass the legislation. Hell, the only things they were missing were the costs, and why would that be important? After all, it’s not his money.
Boy, what I wouldn’t give to get up off the couch and use Double Trouble on him, (hypothetically speaking.) 1.2 million volts to his head, and maybe he’d turn into a Republican. But those Democratic skulls are really hard to penetrate, and the strain of entertaining new ideas may be too much to ask. I mean, you’re asking those dinosaur democratic brains to get past the New Deal, and into the present. It would probably take prolonged treatment, and there are just so many of these dumbasses around.
Double Trouble is kick ass personal protection at it’s finest.
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And while you may never get the chance to use it on Chris (Lying Shitweasel) Dodd, just remember that mooks are almost universally democratic, and most likely their health care would be covered under the Obama plan.
Oh, and there’s one thing I want to know about that fly Obama killed with his mad skills. Was it Mirandized? Did the FBI read it it’s rights? Did it have a chance not to answer, or to protest it’s treatment? Did it get a lawyer to represent it before being so brutally executed on live television?
These are things I want to know.
And where is the PETA protest?
Stay aware, alert, and have a plan.
Aloha kaua,
Nui (Big) Kahuna
