Billy Rathernot: He's a nice guy, he's articulate, but he couldn't sell watermelons if you gave him-

Handsome McDanger: I tried that once. A good time no matter what you find.

Nui (Big) Kahuna: Al Gore couldn't find his ass with four pair of hands.

Mrs. Noodleburger: Al Gore's back with a wonderful piece in The New York Times which deftly shows how global warming is still indeed a threat.

Douchy McDoucherson: Chris Matthews has some excellent analysis of that debate thing that happened today.

Wally: Too bad Dick Cheney couldn't have had his heart attack a few days ago. He could have shared a room with Billy Clint.

Rick Steel: That's another great thing about training with barbells: You don't need to get them Valentine's Day presents. Lift Angry.

Handsome McDanger: I hear Billy Clinton's getting his 17th sponge-bath at the hospital. My hat's off to that horny, horny man.

Snippy McChurglemyer: Who's Ed Begley?

Wally: What does Reverend Jeremiah Wright have to say about today's post? Didn't he used to read the bible back in the 60s?

Nui (Big) Kahuna: There are vibrators with more brains than you Dr.Enell Pee PhD CPT

Nui (Big) Kahuna: Who is the this mofass Dr. Enell Pee PhD CPT? No doubt some liberal college professor who wears PINK panties.(With a pocket protector.)

Trail Blazer: Sign me up for a Doodaoppozit bumper sticker! How stupid does The Joker think we are anyway. Wonder if any of his koolaid drinkers will actually turn off their teevees because Da Massah told em to???