Comments on: All Hail Janet Napolitano Secretary Of Homeland Security

By: Handsome McDanger

Handsome McDanger — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 20:56:39 +0000

For the sake of our national security, Janet needs to be “distracted” from her job for a while.

And I think I’m just the man to do it.

I’ll need a bottle of Jack, a CD of Ruben Studdard singing Unchained Melody, a garbage bag full of leftover holiday chocolates, and a whole lotta dim lighting.

…Make that 2 bottles of Jack.

By: Repugnus Maximus

Repugnus Maximus — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 02:15:44 +0000

Wow…you are one pathetic loser.

By: Dr. Enell Pee PhD CPT

Dr. Enell Pee PhD CPT — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 01:31:08 +0000

youknowhat I hate you conscheravtive jerks who make meel feel like in college: a full tube of lube squeeezed up my ass and bent over the deshk. No wonder my wife weft me.

Now every tihme I read stuff like this I HAVE TO DRINK! I wish I were on an airplane…away from yoU!!!

-Dr. Enell pPeehd CPt