A Stun Gun Makes A Happy Go Lucky Pooch A Junkyard Dog
It’s getting really hard to believe, but some people just don’t get it. With all the material out there telling you how to protect yourself, there are people who still believe it can’t happen to them.
Maybe they should have a chat with the Maryland woman who was abducted, where the mook tried to cut open her stomach and remove her baby. (I’m sure that guy just needs a little rehabilitation.)
Obviously these people don’t read, listen to the radio, or watch television. Or maybe they get their worldview from Katie Couric, or Keith Olbermann. (Say…anybody see those pictures of Katie shaking her moneymaker at the party in New York?) Only a little visible cellulite…now that’s just wrong, ain’t it? My deepest apologies and so on. She is 50 something. I had better move on here.
I received a communique from a woman in Taxachusetts telling me that she would never carry, or let her children carry, weapons of violence, such as a stun gun, taser, Mace, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. She believed in peace, and sending out good, healthy energy.
What she is…is a dope. There ain’t no other way to put it, and she is…in my book…a child abuser too. To willfully raise children in this world to not be able to defend themselves is a total abrogation of parental responsibility. If you don’t want to sully yourself…well fine, but if you think your silly talk or your aura is going to keep you safe…you are a total idiot.
You’re the type of idiot that should be sent to jail and forced to eat fried baloney and onion sandwiches cooked in lard. (I was getting the vegetarian vibe off the email…and we all know that that makes a person brain deficient.) You combine that with living in a mind polluted environment, such as Taxachusetts, and you have a problem that needs serious attention.
Stun guns.
I got ‘em.
You need ‘em.
http://www.bigkahunasecurity.com
I have mini stuns guns, like The Runt, and the Hot Shot.
I have Cell Phone Stun Guns, several kinds…even a Pink one.
I’ve got Double Trouble, the Knuckle Blaster.
There’s the Telescopic Stun Baton, regular Stun Batons, Stun Flashlights, and many, many more.
There is no reason to walk around unprotected when it costs so little to make yourself a Junkyard Dog.
You know what they call a happy go lucky pooch?
Bait.
You know what they call a Junkyard Dog?
Anything he wants to be called.
The choice is yours.
Stay aware, alert, and have a plan.
Merry Christmas,
Aloha kaua,
Nui (Big) Kahuna
I’m going to have to go ahead and disagree with you there.
There’s only one kind of protection a woman needs…and that’s a man.
Besides, how many women have you heard about getting mugged while cooking me a delicious dinner?
Damn I’m good.
-Handsome