13 Year Old Fires Up A Mook
Last week a mother and daughter went shopping for whatever it is that women go shopping for. I wouldn’t know what they went shopping for unless they told me, because I learned long ago that the best way for the women in my family to go shopping, is without me. That way they can dilly dally all day long without driving me to the brink of insanity.
The difference between this pair and your regular mother-daughter team is that they follow the Big Kahuna doctrine, and they are aware, alert, and have a plan. They carry pepper spray on their key chains, and have a number of Kahuna items in the car. After they had finished their walkabout at the mall, they humped their loot back to the car, putting the valuables in the trunk.
They then proceeded to get in the car. As Mom was getting in the car, a mook appeared, and demanded that she get out. Mom was in the process of complying with this order when Daughter reached across the seat and fired a Mace Pepper Gun into the mooks face, hitting him with two rounds before he knew what hit him.
It didn’t go well for the mook after that. He dropped a piece of pipe from his hand. He tried to speak, but was having trouble getting out words and complete thoughts. His eyes swelled shut, and if you tried real hard you could make out that he was talking about being blind, and somebody’s mother. He dropped to his knees, and was trying to rub the spray off, but he only succeeded in spreading it around.
Meanwhile 13 year old daughter was using her cellphone to call police. Then she took several photos of the mook as he knelt on the ground whining and crying about the pain. She texted one immediately to her Dad to let him know what happened. When the coppers arrived the mook claimed that he was attacked for no good reason. “Those bitches just attacked me,” was what he said. “They’re crazier than hell, you’ll see.”
The coppers cuffed the mook and took him away. Before they left they got the full story, and the lead cop told Mom she had a really brave daughter. Daughter said she just did what Dad had taught her to do if the situation arose.
The lead cop nodded his head.
http://www.bigkahunasecurity.com/mace-pepper-gun.htm
Remember…just having a tool isn’t good enough. You need to know how to use it in a critical situation. That’s why you should always have a plan. And a well trained Daughter riding shotgun.
Stay aware, alert, and have a plan.
Aloha kaua,
Nui (Big) Kahuna
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That is some scary stuff. Almost as scary as my mom trying to test drive a Mitsubishi Outlander.
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